Saturday, October 22, 2005
The Balancing of America
By Shaun Nichols, Staff Writer
With fair taxes, fair schooling, and fair news, America seems to be caught up in a fairness craze. Everything must be balanced and weighted according to the prevailing ideas of what statement is equal to what counterstatement.
TV pundits are being brought in two at a time so that what's crazy and unrealistic on the right can be counteracted by what's crazy and unrealistic on the left. Organizations have been established as self-proclaimed "watchdog groups" to monitor and ensure that classes give balanced curriculum. Lawmakers have begun a push to make the tax system fair, ensuring all Americans are to pay the same rate in income taxes, not holding the wealthy to give a larger share of what they make than teh rest of the country.
Well if the tide in America is shifting toward fairness, I'd better start swimming before I sink like a stone. The times are changing.
I hereby suggest the following four-point plan be taken to make America more fair.
1. The fair tax of 12 percent will be imposed on all Americans, so that everyone pays the same amount of their income to taxes. This will be accompanied by fair rent, fair gas, and fair grocery rates to be adjusted according to a percentage of the person's income. Thanks for the great idea, Mr. Forves. I'll be paying that $2.50 cable bill ASAP.
2. The inherent bias in college curriculum will hereby be banished. No longer will teachers be able to discriminate against those of us that don't know the answers. Hell, it's only your opinion that an essay on J. D. Salinger's use of metaphor can't include a half-page on why I think burritos are good. You can't discriminate against me just because I don't give a rat's ass; we're living in a fair society now.
3. In order to correct a cosmetic bias on Fox's Hannity and Colmes talk show, conservative pundit Sean Hannity will have his face beaten into deformity so that his physical appearance is equal to that of left-wing counterpart Alan "Frogman" Colmes. This facial de-biasing will be carried with a perfectly balanced 2x4 over the course of several hours by a panel of politically moderate bar bouncers paying close attention to providing an equal number of blows to both the right and left side of his skull.
4. Entitlement programs, such as affirmative action, will be suspended. Furthermore, a 100 percent death tax will be imposed, with a person's entire net worth upon their death going into ensuring that funding, class density, and test-performance in inner-city schools equals that of any suburban school. Hey, thisis the new "fair" America. Nobody's entitled to anything just because of where they were born, right?
Though these are just a few suggestions, and the unbalances in our socity are many, I feel they will provide just a little more fairness to this biased society of ours. Well, that's just my fair share of input, I guess.
With fair taxes, fair schooling, and fair news, America seems to be caught up in a fairness craze. Everything must be balanced and weighted according to the prevailing ideas of what statement is equal to what counterstatement.
TV pundits are being brought in two at a time so that what's crazy and unrealistic on the right can be counteracted by what's crazy and unrealistic on the left. Organizations have been established as self-proclaimed "watchdog groups" to monitor and ensure that classes give balanced curriculum. Lawmakers have begun a push to make the tax system fair, ensuring all Americans are to pay the same rate in income taxes, not holding the wealthy to give a larger share of what they make than teh rest of the country.
Well if the tide in America is shifting toward fairness, I'd better start swimming before I sink like a stone. The times are changing.
I hereby suggest the following four-point plan be taken to make America more fair.
1. The fair tax of 12 percent will be imposed on all Americans, so that everyone pays the same amount of their income to taxes. This will be accompanied by fair rent, fair gas, and fair grocery rates to be adjusted according to a percentage of the person's income. Thanks for the great idea, Mr. Forves. I'll be paying that $2.50 cable bill ASAP.
2. The inherent bias in college curriculum will hereby be banished. No longer will teachers be able to discriminate against those of us that don't know the answers. Hell, it's only your opinion that an essay on J. D. Salinger's use of metaphor can't include a half-page on why I think burritos are good. You can't discriminate against me just because I don't give a rat's ass; we're living in a fair society now.
3. In order to correct a cosmetic bias on Fox's Hannity and Colmes talk show, conservative pundit Sean Hannity will have his face beaten into deformity so that his physical appearance is equal to that of left-wing counterpart Alan "Frogman" Colmes. This facial de-biasing will be carried with a perfectly balanced 2x4 over the course of several hours by a panel of politically moderate bar bouncers paying close attention to providing an equal number of blows to both the right and left side of his skull.
4. Entitlement programs, such as affirmative action, will be suspended. Furthermore, a 100 percent death tax will be imposed, with a person's entire net worth upon their death going into ensuring that funding, class density, and test-performance in inner-city schools equals that of any suburban school. Hey, thisis the new "fair" America. Nobody's entitled to anything just because of where they were born, right?
Though these are just a few suggestions, and the unbalances in our socity are many, I feel they will provide just a little more fairness to this biased society of ours. Well, that's just my fair share of input, I guess.
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Both guys smile when they say: We'll invite anyone to buy pixels and have a chance to change their lives!
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We are no students, and we are not looking to pay for college. Yet, when the site is successful enough, we would love to pay and we will pay for people who never had college or even seen a school before in their lives. We have made plans when the site reaches a certain level of success, says Janwillem.
Find out more about Walter and Janwillem, W2solutions.info and their www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
W2solutions.info will be a Dutch business which offers profit design, profit solutions, web hosting services, consultation services and they endeavor to use own design as well as open source software for client projects wherever possible in order to keep development costs down. We are working very hard to try and get this baby walking. The site will be a great help. We ask anyone to buy our pixels.
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Just recently we reported about The Tenmilliondollarwebsite.com. The site is a copycat of The Million Dollar Homepage by a 21-year-old British entrepreneur Alex Tew. The Ten million dollar is rapidly evolving into the fastest growing 'pixel' web site online. They now offer $2.000.000,00 to the largest advertiser on their site.
THE NETHERLANDS, October, 2005 - The tenmilliondollarwebsite.com takes pixel advertising several big steps further. As you can see on http://tenmilliondollarwebsite.com/blog The site had more than 100,000.00 pageviews in 6 weeks being online!! We now have an Alexa page rank far into the 100.000 says Walter proud. He and Janwillem, two guys from The Netherlands are the owners of the site.
They want to live their dream and start an own (Internet) marketing, hosting and consultant business, using the proceedings of the site... They have without a doubt the most valuable name...
To boost the value of your TROPI (Traffic Return On Pixel Investment we learned) they organized a huge and unique promotion!
Asking about this special promotion, Janwillem says: As said before, we can do something no other million dollar website can do: We are giving away more than $2.000.000,00!!
We will give one of our advertisers $2.000.000,00 ( two million dollars) as soon as our site is filled for 50%! The best thing about it is: Nobody needs to participate in any kind of lottery to have a chance to become a millionaire.
We asked the guys from Holland who will get the money then and what they have to do for it;. It is simple, they replied. To win this $2.000.000,00, you'll need to become the largest advertiser on our site and we'll personally give you $2.000.000,00 (two million dollars). We will do so as soon as our site is filled for 50%!!
On top of this, we'll choose five of our advertisers at random, no matter what size or time they are with us, and reward them each with $100.000,00! Also after the site is filled for 50%! So, in fact, we are giving away $2,500.000,00! Part of that could be yours. All you need to do is buy some pixels on our site!
Walter tells us that he knew their site would become a success and now he predicts this promotion will boost the site in the top five movers and shakers!!' We are here to set records! And we will. This means great exposure for all of our advertisers! We have had people boosting their sales figures mainly by the visitors they get from us!
A great stunt like this will certainly attract oceans of curious and click happy people who will be visiting our site. Who would not want to get $2.000.000,00 in cash from the ten million dollar website? Just for being the largest advertiser on the only TEN million dollar website!
Both guys smile when they say: We'll invite anyone to buy pixels and have a chance to change their lives!
Wow, Even if you would buy advertisement for $1.000.000,00 you'd still gain a full 100%
Remember! Your $100,00 pixel friends placed on our site could mean you gain at least $100.000,00!!!
We are no students, and we are not looking to pay for college. Yet, when the site is successful enough, we would love to pay and we will pay for people who never had college or even seen a school before in their lives. We have made plans when the site reaches a certain level of success, says Janwillem.
Find out more about Walter and Janwillem, W2solutions.info and their www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
W2solutions.info will be a Dutch business which offers profit design, profit solutions, web hosting services, consultation services and they endeavor to use own design as well as open source software for client projects wherever possible in order to keep development costs down. We are working very hard to try and get this baby walking. The site will be a great help. We ask anyone to buy our pixels.
Be their largest advertiser and gain $2.000.000,00!
Because bigger is better.
www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
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The Ten million dollar pixel website does something NO other ONE million pixel web site can! - The'll Give TWO million dollar away!!
Just recently we reported about The Tenmilliondollarwebsite.com. The site is a copycat of The Million Dollar Homepage by a 21-year-old British entrepreneur Alex Tew. The Ten million dollar is rapidly evolving into the fastest growing 'pixel' web site online. They now offer $2.000.000,00 to the largest advertiser on their site.
THE NETHERLANDS, October, 2005 - The tenmilliondollarwebsite.com takes pixel advertising several big steps further. As you can see on http://tenmilliondollarwebsite.com/blog The site had more than 100,000.00 pageviews in 6 weeks being online!! We now have an Alexa page rank far into the 100.000 says Walter proud. He and Janwillem, two guys from The Netherlands are the owners of the site.
They want to live their dream and start an own (Internet) marketing, hosting and consultant business, using the proceedings of the site... They have without a doubt the most valuable name...
To boost the value of your TROPI (Traffic Return On Pixel Investment we learned) they organized a huge and unique promotion!
Asking about this special promotion, Janwillem says: As said before, we can do something no other million dollar website can do: We are giving away more than $2.000.000,00!!
We will give one of our advertisers $2.000.000,00 ( two million dollars) as soon as our site is filled for 50%! The best thing about it is: Nobody needs to participate in any kind of lottery to have a chance to become a millionaire.
We asked the guys from Holland who will get the money then and what they have to do for it;. It is simple, they replied. To win this $2.000.000,00, you'll need to become the largest advertiser on our site and we'll personally give you $2.000.000,00 (two million dollars). We will do so as soon as our site is filled for 50%!!
On top of this, we'll choose five of our advertisers at random, no matter what size or time they are with us, and reward them each with $100.000,00! Also after the site is filled for 50%! So, in fact, we are giving away $2,500.000,00! Part of that could be yours. All you need to do is buy some pixels on our site!
Walter tells us that he knew their site would become a success and now he predicts this promotion will boost the site in the top five movers and shakers!!' We are here to set records! And we will. This means great exposure for all of our advertisers! We have had people boosting their sales figures mainly by the visitors they get from us!
A great stunt like this will certainly attract oceans of curious and click happy people who will be visiting our site. Who would not want to get $2.000.000,00 in cash from the ten million dollar website? Just for being the largest advertiser on the only TEN million dollar website!
Both guys smile when they say: We'll invite anyone to buy pixels and have a chance to change their lives!
Wow, Even if you would buy advertisement for $1.000.000,00 you'd still gain a full 100%
Remember! Your $100,00 pixel friends placed on our site could mean you gain at least $100.000,00!!!
We are no students, and we are not looking to pay for college. Yet, when the site is successful enough, we would love to pay and we will pay for people who never had college or even seen a school before in their lives. We have made plans when the site reaches a certain level of success, says Janwillem.
Find out more about Walter and Janwillem, W2solutions.info and their www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
W2solutions.info will be a Dutch business which offers profit design, profit solutions, web hosting services, consultation services and they endeavor to use own design as well as open source software for client projects wherever possible in order to keep development costs down. We are working very hard to try and get this baby walking. The site will be a great help. We ask anyone to buy our pixels.
Be their largest advertiser and gain $2.000.000,00!
Because bigger is better.
www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
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The Ten million dollar pixel website does something NO other ONE million pixel web site can! - The'll Give TWO million dollar away!!
Just recently we reported about The Tenmilliondollarwebsite.com. The site is a copycat of The Million Dollar Homepage by a 21-year-old British entrepreneur Alex Tew. The Ten million dollar is rapidly evolving into the fastest growing 'pixel' web site online. They now offer $2.000.000,00 to the largest advertiser on their site.
THE NETHERLANDS, October, 2005 - The tenmilliondollarwebsite.com takes pixel advertising several big steps further. As you can see on http://tenmilliondollarwebsite.com/blog The site had more than 100,000.00 pageviews in 6 weeks being online!! We now have an Alexa page rank far into the 100.000 says Walter proud. He and Janwillem, two guys from The Netherlands are the owners of the site.
They want to live their dream and start an own (Internet) marketing, hosting and consultant business, using the proceedings of the site... They have without a doubt the most valuable name...
To boost the value of your TROPI (Traffic Return On Pixel Investment we learned) they organized a huge and unique promotion!
Asking about this special promotion, Janwillem says: As said before, we can do something no other million dollar website can do: We are giving away more than $2.000.000,00!!
We will give one of our advertisers $2.000.000,00 ( two million dollars) as soon as our site is filled for 50%! The best thing about it is: Nobody needs to participate in any kind of lottery to have a chance to become a millionaire.
We asked the guys from Holland who will get the money then and what they have to do for it;. It is simple, they replied. To win this $2.000.000,00, you'll need to become the largest advertiser on our site and we'll personally give you $2.000.000,00 (two million dollars). We will do so as soon as our site is filled for 50%!!
On top of this, we'll choose five of our advertisers at random, no matter what size or time they are with us, and reward them each with $100.000,00! Also after the site is filled for 50%! So, in fact, we are giving away $2,500.000,00! Part of that could be yours. All you need to do is buy some pixels on our site!
Walter tells us that he knew their site would become a success and now he predicts this promotion will boost the site in the top five movers and shakers!!' We are here to set records! And we will. This means great exposure for all of our advertisers! We have had people boosting their sales figures mainly by the visitors they get from us!
A great stunt like this will certainly attract oceans of curious and click happy people who will be visiting our site. Who would not want to get $2.000.000,00 in cash from the ten million dollar website? Just for being the largest advertiser on the only TEN million dollar website!
Both guys smile when they say: We'll invite anyone to buy pixels and have a chance to change their lives!
Wow, Even if you would buy advertisement for $1.000.000,00 you'd still gain a full 100%
Remember! Your $100,00 pixel friends placed on our site could mean you gain at least $100.000,00!!!
We are no students, and we are not looking to pay for college. Yet, when the site is successful enough, we would love to pay and we will pay for people who never had college or even seen a school before in their lives. We have made plans when the site reaches a certain level of success, says Janwillem.
Find out more about Walter and Janwillem, W2solutions.info and their www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
W2solutions.info will be a Dutch business which offers profit design, profit solutions, web hosting services, consultation services and they endeavor to use own design as well as open source software for client projects wherever possible in order to keep development costs down. We are working very hard to try and get this baby walking. The site will be a great help. We ask anyone to buy our pixels.
Be their largest advertiser and gain $2.000.000,00!
Because bigger is better.
www.tenmilliondollarwebsite.com
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