Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Katie Holmes’ Battle with a Porn Star
By Katie Cox
“Why is Katie Holmes in the headlines again?” I ask myself as I flip through the Chronicle. I roll my eyes and swallow down the vomit that floods my mouth at the sight of her name, but a force stronger than myself turns the page as I unwillingly read the latest TomKat gossip.
According to the newspaper, several sources say that a soon-to-be porn actress is changing her name to “Katee Holmes” in tribute to the actress. An 18-year-old Texan reportedly plans to lose her virginity on screen claiming that she wants to be able to remember her first time forever.
Holmes who spells her name with “i-e” is furious with the girl, who plans to spell her name with double “e’s”, and plans to sue. But common’ Katie, you really think that this girl could make you look any worse? I am pretty sure that this is probably one of the mildest headlines about you in years.
Katie’s Dawson Creek, wholesome girl next- door image was marred by her ridiculous and over the- top freaky Scientology courtship to Tom Cruise. Soon after Tom jumped all over Oprah’s couch, Holmes announced that she was pregnant with what we later found out to be a creepy, beady-eyed devil baby wearing a toupee named Suri Cruise.
Now I am not a lawyer, but I am fairly certain that a person can only sue over something like this if it will somehow damage the person’s reputation. But if your reputation isn’t that great anyway then I hardly see a reason to sue,
The wannabe porn star plans on jump -starting her career by first starring in a girl on girl flick and later being “de-flowered” on screen. Shy Love, a representative for the girl, says that she choose to mirror herself after Holmes because she liked the innocent and sweet character that she played as Joey on Dawson’s Creek.
While I agree that Holmes’ character on the popular teen drama was at least likeable, the current state of Katie’s like-ability is almost non-existent.
A word to the aspiring young sex star, other than “don’t do it, go back to school and keep your legs closed”…PICK A BETTER ROLE MODEL!! Out of every sexy young thing out there, you have to pick the weirdo? And in response to Holmes’ legal threats, get over it, you aren’t that great anyways and you are about to sue one of your only fans.
“Why is Katie Holmes in the headlines again?” I ask myself as I flip through the Chronicle. I roll my eyes and swallow down the vomit that floods my mouth at the sight of her name, but a force stronger than myself turns the page as I unwillingly read the latest TomKat gossip.
According to the newspaper, several sources say that a soon-to-be porn actress is changing her name to “Katee Holmes” in tribute to the actress. An 18-year-old Texan reportedly plans to lose her virginity on screen claiming that she wants to be able to remember her first time forever.
Holmes who spells her name with “i-e” is furious with the girl, who plans to spell her name with double “e’s”, and plans to sue. But common’ Katie, you really think that this girl could make you look any worse? I am pretty sure that this is probably one of the mildest headlines about you in years.
Katie’s Dawson Creek, wholesome girl next- door image was marred by her ridiculous and over the- top freaky Scientology courtship to Tom Cruise. Soon after Tom jumped all over Oprah’s couch, Holmes announced that she was pregnant with what we later found out to be a creepy, beady-eyed devil baby wearing a toupee named Suri Cruise.
Now I am not a lawyer, but I am fairly certain that a person can only sue over something like this if it will somehow damage the person’s reputation. But if your reputation isn’t that great anyway then I hardly see a reason to sue,
The wannabe porn star plans on jump -starting her career by first starring in a girl on girl flick and later being “de-flowered” on screen. Shy Love, a representative for the girl, says that she choose to mirror herself after Holmes because she liked the innocent and sweet character that she played as Joey on Dawson’s Creek.
While I agree that Holmes’ character on the popular teen drama was at least likeable, the current state of Katie’s like-ability is almost non-existent.
A word to the aspiring young sex star, other than “don’t do it, go back to school and keep your legs closed”…PICK A BETTER ROLE MODEL!! Out of every sexy young thing out there, you have to pick the weirdo? And in response to Holmes’ legal threats, get over it, you aren’t that great anyways and you are about to sue one of your only fans.
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